Remotes

Here's a problem- why don't we have any f-ing remote controls?! There are like seven TVs in proximity to me, why can't I change the channel or volume on any of them without getting up or climbing on the desk?

SAFRAN: You're not supposed to change the channels on those. Those TVs are tuned to our competitors - local and national. Plus, ever aim a remote at a bank of TVs hoping to change just one? All of them go to that channel, no matter how well you aim.

Now the TV on our desk... that's another matter. We need a remote for that one. You might say we have a Lost Remote problem on our hands...

Lyss: I mean the TV directly next to your two computers.